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Drunk Girl in Bathtub

My friend and I went to a party. She had never been drunk before. Well, she got really trashed and wound up throwing up all over the place. Seriously, she filled every garbage can and every toilet in the whole house. She wound up passing out in the bathroom in the tub.

When someone went into the bathroom in the morning to do their business, they started hollering about something rude in the bath tub. It turned out that my friend had pooped in her pants and it was running down her leg and everything. Yuck!

I didn't really know anyone and I didn't want everyone to know she had come with me, so I tried to leave. She came outside just as I was about to leave and she tried to get in my car. I was like: "Don't think you are even sitting up here with me!"

I know it was mean, but I made her sit in the trunk and later made her shampoo the inside of my trunk. I wonder what her parents said?!

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