My mother and I went to a second hand clothing store. At the back of the thrift shop was a bathroom that doubled as a dressing room. All of a sudden mother nature called in a big way, so I went to the bathroom/dressing room and did my business.
It was the most aweful smell! I ran out and told my mother we had to leave NOW and I'd meet her in the car. Not another word was said.
Mom finally came out and told me that as she approached the bathroom/dressing room, some woman going into it had let out a loud sigh of disgust... "Augh!"
I was so embarrassed but at the same time so glad I left when I did. Poor mom... I hope nobody knew we were together!