I used to date this girl and we had planned a week-end together at a lake side cabin of friends. We had dinner and went to several parties. Then we went back to the cabin later that night.
Sometime during the night the temperature had dropped near freezing and I woke up with an intense need to relieve some gas that had built up. I checked on my girl and she appeared to be fast asleep. I really didn't want to go outside to use the bathroom so I let the gas sorta "seep" out silently. Much to my surprise it was an eye waterer.
Several weeks later I was picking her up at her sister's house for another date.
Her sister came into the room as we were getting ready to leave and told us to have a good time and take care. As we were walking out the door her sister yells: "AND DON'T FART ON MY SISTER AGAIN!"
I was so embarrassed to say the least. To this day we still laugh about it.