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The Best Chuck Norris Jokes

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Fear of of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called common sense.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris doesn’t actually need to eat. Food just uses his body foChuck Norris jokesr protection.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear isn’t dead. He’s just afraid to move.
Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. But it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars? He was the Force.
When Chuck Norris puts milk on rice crispies, they keep quiet.
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