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"I'm a teenager trapped in an old body."
Betty White

"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
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"If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."
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"Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way."
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"Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted."
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"You don't luck into integrity. You work at it."
Betty White

"Animals donít lie. Animals donít criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do."
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"Trolls suck."
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"Itís [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming Ė make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game."
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"I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so Iím up and down those stairs all the time. Thatís my exercise."
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"I donít care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time ó and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones ó I think itís fine if they want to get married. I donít know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and donít worry about other people so much."
Betty White

"Keep the other person's well-being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on."
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"The secret to our marriage was enthusiasm. When I knew Allen was coming home, I would freshen my makeup and put on a new blouse. I donít have a fella, but if Allen ó or Robert Redford ó were around, weíd have a very active sex life."
Betty White

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