"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Alan Minter, Boxer

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices



"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward



"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
Yogi Berra