"Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice."
Air Force One

"By the beard of Zeus!"
Anchorman

"No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends."
Revenge Of The Nerds

"People dictate their own behavior."
Clerks

" I love the smell of commerce in the morning."
Mallrats

"May the forks be with us!"
Mystery Men

"You can't let crazy people decide whether you are crazy or not."
Catch 22

"Yeah and you're ugly."
Ace Ventura Pet Detective

"I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you."
Armageddon

"It's not your fault you're stupid."
Spies Like Us

"Back off man. I'm a scientist."
Ghostbusters



"I'm 12 years old. In the caveman days I'd be having children of my own."
Airforce One

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
Clerks

"If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"
Ace Ventura Pet Detective

"It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!"
Ace Ventura Pet Detective, after he got his car started

"When I want an answer from you, I will look at you, which will be as seldom as possible."
Catch 22

"I know I'm your hero."
Clerks

"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Clerks

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"
Ghostbusters

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. Straight, clean shot."
Anchorman

"I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
Better Off Dead

"Their action tonight demands an immediate retaliation. And, if we don't, we're nothing but the nerds they say we are."
Revenge Of The Nerds



"I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you."
Mallrats

"Prepare to taste God's wrath!"
Dogma

"Let's do some carnage!"
Mystery Men

"Please, put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."
Robocop

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
Anchorman



"We need a plan. Let's play dead."
Spies Like Us

"Well, there's somethin' you don't see everyday."
Ghostbusters

"Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!"
Armageddon

"Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!"
Ghostbusters

"Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies. He came to help us out."
Dogma

"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!"
Ghostbusters