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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
Bob Hope

"They who are of the opinion that money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for money."
George Savile

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."
Unknown

"No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back."
Unknown

"I cannot afford to waste my time making money."
Louis Agassiz

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Robert Orben

"Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence."
Max Amsterdam



"Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life."
Michael Leboeuf

"It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy."
George Horace Lorimer

"Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money."
Unknown

"There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either."
Robert Graves

"When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart."
John Wesley



"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
Frank Hubbard

"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one."
Jack Yelton

"Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver."
H. Jackson Brown, Jr

"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."
Mark Twain

"I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money."
Pablo Picasso



"Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back."
Unknown

"If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."
Unknown

"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."
Ron Kittle

"It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money."
Albert Camus

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer."
Unknown

"When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion."
Voltaire

"I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves."
Joe Louis

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
Woody Allen











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