"Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you'll be punished with eternal hellfire. That's the same kind of "choice" an abuse boyfriend gives you: 'Either you do exactly what I say, or I'll beat the shit out of you.'"
Oliver Gaspirtz

"Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves."
Oliver Gaspirtz



"Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves."
Oliver Gaspirtz

"A horrible end is better than endless horror."
Oliver Gaspirtz

"It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot."
Oliver Gaspirtz

"Do what makes you happy. Fuck what other people think."
Oliver Gaspirtz

"Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money."
Oliver Gaspirtz



"A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants."
Oliver Gaspirtz

"The happiest people are not the ones with the best or the most things, but those who most appreciate what they have."
Oliver Gaspirtz

"Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on the other side and only see red. We'll both be right about the color we see, even though we disagree on what color the wall is. Being able to realize that the other person has a valid point, even if you disagree with it, that's maturity."
Oliver Gaspirtz