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George Bernard Shaw Quotes

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."
George Bernard Shaw

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world."
George Bernard Shaw

"Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it with the utmost levity."
George Bernard Shaw

"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."
George Bernard Shaw

"Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week."
George Bernard Shaw

"A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic."
George Bernard Shaw

"The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is."
George Bernard Shaw

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."
George Bernard Shaw

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
George Bernard Shaw

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
George Bernard Shaw

"A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth."
George Bernard Shaw

"There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."
George Bernard Shaw

"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."
George Bernard Shaw

"Lack of money is the root of all evil."
George Bernard Shaw

"You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live."
George Bernard Shaw

"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
George Bernard Shaw

"He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."
George Bernard Shaw

"Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them."
George Bernard Shaw

"England and America are two countries separated by a common language."
George Bernard Shaw

"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.'
George Bernard Shaw

"Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few."
George Bernard Shaw

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw

"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history."
George Bernard Shaw

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience."
George Bernard Shaw

"You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race."
George Bernard Shaw

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
George Bernard Shaw

"Beware of the man whose God is in the skies."
George Bernard Shaw

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
George Bernard Shaw

"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't."
George Bernard Shaw

"The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essense of inhumanity."
George Bernard Shaw

"Hell is full of musical amateurs."
George Bernard Shaw

"I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize."
George Bernard Shaw

"If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."
George Bernard Shaw

"Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will."
George Bernard Shaw

"Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability."
George Bernard Shaw

"Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad."
George Bernard Shaw

"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
George Bernard Shaw

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
George Bernard Shaw

"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
George Bernard Shaw

"We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it."
George Bernard Shaw

"Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another."
George Bernard Shaw

"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches."
George Bernard Shaw

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
George Bernard Shaw

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